Hot Jose 

A Hot Jose is the act of dipping your balls in hot sauce and then teabagging another person.

Dude, I totaly Hot Jose'd this chick

Hot Jose by Hot Jose January 20, 2013

Jose Hot Tub

When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.

Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"

Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."

Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"

Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"

Jose Hot Tub by Big Rabes September 5, 2010

Hot joseph 

When a boy working concierge poops in a cup and then proceeds to use the cup in place of his own words.

He just sat there and Hot Josephed all day long.

Hot joseph by ThedeskROUND2 June 26, 2009