Ass-ter Shock

The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.

Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock

Or...

Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock

Ass-ter Shock by The Brown Fox January 16, 2013

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asstershock

After ripping an ass explosion, the small fart(s) that come after it. Can often be smellier than the big one.

Keith kept farting through the whole damn movie, but his asstershocks were worse.

asstershock by bb+af June 29, 2010

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Asstershock

when You take a shit so massive, it backed up a bunch of gas. Asstershock is those farts that explode out your ass after you shit.

1: Bobby had gas pains in his stomach because the shit that was about to be expelled from his ass was blocking all of it up. He then had asstershock for an hour.

Asstershock by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 30, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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