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Dutch Bakery 

An intense variation of Dutch Oven, where one "bakes" their flatulence under the blankets, whilst having an electric blanket turned on. The heat of the electric blanket warms the stink cloud and it's smell and flavour is so intense it can cause severe vommiting or divorce.
BAZ: "Im going to jail for attempted murder. ): "

KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"

BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."
Dutch Bakery by chonbrother July 5, 2010

Dutch Bakery 

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.
Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.
Dutch Bakery by GideonGrey April 23, 2022

Dutch Bakery 

When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.
"the ride back to school was rough, I dutch bakeryed myself"
Dutch Bakery by ZEU58 February 2, 2010

dutch bakery 

a variation of a Dutch Oven, where the couple has fresh baked goods underneath the covers with them
"She wouldn't agree to marry me untill i promised to give her a dutch bakery."
dutch bakery by Jared Ro February 6, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026