Perf-Doodles 

Similar to Perf-Cakes, a synonym of the word perfect to be used in its place, usually by individuals who abbreviate words to sound cool. Used to describe a person, object, event, etc.

Person A: Hey boss, I completed that task for you.
Person B: Perf-Doodles!

Perf-Doodles by David Krapinschitz November 9, 2018

perfy derfy 

a phrase that you can tell some one when they are being so perfect. since you don't feel like using the whole word "perfect" you use this phrase.

can also describe a human being/inanimate object and can replace someone's name.

i just ate a thousand candy bars.
omygod. that's so perfy derfy.

hey looks it's perfy derfy!
where?!?!
over there! by the perfy derfy mailbox.
wow. such a perfy derfy.

perfy derfy by perfyderfy queen. February 27, 2011

Perm Donor 

A dead OAP (Old Age Pentioner)

Steve isn't too happy at the moment, his nan became a 'Perm Donor' last week.

Perm Donor by Simon Foster February 11, 2008

Perf Dirk 

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

Perf Dirk by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

Perm daddy

When nick says he doesn't perm his hair but deep down he does

Ol perm daddy and perm daddy says "it's not a perm bitch"

Perm daddy by Skylarreeves66 March 15, 2021

perm-a-doo 

A perm-a-doo is when some has a dark stain around their butt crack

What's up my boy i went home with that girl from the club the other night, and when we got down to business she bent over and had the worst perm-a-doo ( permanent doo doo stain)

perm-a-doo by jason slidell September 26, 2013

National Perm Head Day 

a day to make fun of the perm headed fucks

Imagine having a perm.. Oh a national perm head day

National Perm Head Day by Maariposla August 2, 2021