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Larj wood refers to having a very big dick. It requires a certain level of intellect to say this.
Tharak: Yo Harry i heard u got some larj wood
Haroon: Bro of course cant u see it touching that wall over there
Adam: WTF lets have a fight with our wood
Larj Wood by WobblyWhale February 14, 2019
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Mapipi Larj 

The founder of the LCA (Ligma Cure Association). Him and his team of Will E. and Madic Big have come very close to finding the cure.
Hi I’m Mapipi Larj!
Mapipi Larj by MyPiPiLarg October 31, 2018
LARJIZ- the act or art of reporting lies and propaganda to a centralized reporting database LARVIZ.
1. LARJIZ - The LAR had submitted a LARJIZ Ticket, and I had to Disapprove that shit.

2. LARJIZ - Oh man, that there is worth about TWO LARJIZ tickets.

3. LARJIZ - Dude stop fuckin around and just knock out the LARJIZ Ticket so there is something for the report.
4. LARJIZ - The STR approved all 183ea LARJIZ Tickets for same unit and M2A1 cartridge stops missing.
5. LARJIZ - WHAT?? No LARJIZ, for fucks sake I don’t care if your on leave … Weekly LARJIZ reporting is weekly reporting.
6. LARJIZ - will be on pace to replace all unit leadership functions, PMCS, troubleshooting and accountability for unit readiness.

7. LARJIZ - Remember “LARJIZ MATTERS….you signed up for this, it’s in your job description.”
8. LARJIZ - 💩💩🔥🔥 the more you fuck around with LARJIZ, the more you find out about LARJIZ.
9. LARJIZ - negates leadership from
Exposing their high level functioning autism.

10. LARJIZ LAR - CNTRL F in TM to find a reference-able Work Package to generate a False Fault for LARJIZ submission is Shit Turd intellectual intelligence.
LARJIZ by LARJIZ MASTER June 5, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026