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fuzzy monkey 

A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)
man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."

fuzz monkey 

A slang word for cops. Originated in the Boston Area. See also Po Ninja
Break up the party! The fuzz monkeys are here!
fuzz monkey by Sam Dibble August 26, 2008

fuzz monkey 

The Australian term for a pig.
Bloody fuzz monkeys! Would you like a donut?
fuzz monkey by Joe T6 May 14, 2005

Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey Moment 

When you log onto Toontown Rewritten and none of your friends are online, besides some random person with a name like Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey who you don't talk to and forgot why you even friended.
Man, nobody's on TTR, this sure is a Prof. Flappy Fuzzymonkey Moment.

Fuzzmonkey 

Trimmed but widespread genital hair.
She dropped her pants and her bush went knee to knee... serious fuzzmonkey
Fuzzmonkey by Haseekwa June 24, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026