meetzstache 

adjective
1: a) well-groomed and combed

b) delicious

c) curiously aromatic

noun
1: a) the essence of living in the moment

adverb
1: a) excellent

adjective: That banana bread is so meetzstache right now.

noun: (Philosopher addressing student) No one knows how to meetzstache better than the late Dr. Meetz.

adverb: This test is gonna meetzstache'ly difficult.

meetzstache by iuso2014 December 9, 2012

Methstache 

Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."

Methstache by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014

methstache 

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.

Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.

methstache by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009