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scorbutic 

1) Of, relating to, resembling, or affected by scurvy

2) The online pseudonym of the guy who does many things online. Creator of Jennifer's Quest, DeBUG Inc, DiWF, to name a few things. He's well-known for doing BKS, and is also linked to the online games "Get Tiffany" and "Habbo Hotel".
1) "They counteracted the fatal consequences of scurvy and particularly of blood loss through the scorbutic vascular wall"

2) "Scorbutic is a great guy, I wonder what he'll do next"
scorbutic by Benjamin May 24, 2004
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ascorbutic 

an agent or drug against scurvy; acting against scurvy.
The baby is being given ascorbutic tabs in a regular fashion.
ascorbutic by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012
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scorțicioară 

would you like some scorțișoară?
no, i wsng scorțicioară.
scorțicioară by Ka$ian069 April 27, 2019

Scruticize 

A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”

To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.

You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”

When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”

Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024

Scruticize 

A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”

To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I don’t mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.

You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”

When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen don’t behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”

Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026