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scorbutic 

1) Of, relating to, resembling, or affected by scurvy

2) The online pseudonym of the guy who does many things online. Creator of Jennifer's Quest, DeBUG Inc, DiWF, to name a few things. He's well-known for doing BKS, and is also linked to the online games "Get Tiffany" and "Habbo Hotel".
1) "They counteracted the fatal consequences of scurvy and particularly of blood loss through the scorbutic vascular wall"

2) "Scorbutic is a great guy, I wonder what he'll do next"
scorbutic by Benjamin May 24, 2004
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ascorbutic 

an agent or drug against scurvy; acting against scurvy.
The baby is being given ascorbutic tabs in a regular fashion.
ascorbutic by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012
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scorțicioară 

would you like some scorțișoară?
no, i wsng scorțicioară.
scorțicioară by Ka$ian069 April 27, 2019

Scruticize 

A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”

To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I dont mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.

You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”

When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen dont behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”

Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024

Scruticize 

A portmanteau of the words “scrutinize” and “criticize”

To meticulously examine or observe someone/thing (scrutinize) and simultaneously express adverse or disapproving comments or judgments toward them (criticize).
I dont mean to scruticize you, but it makes a lot of sense why you keep losing friends.

You freakishly started rubbing your body against mine when I was trying to hit on someone at the bar; and then when I was shooting pool with her, you annoyingly started yelling and screaming at me and also treated me with disrespect. She cringed pretty hard in reaction and asked, “isn’t he your friend? Why is he acting like that?”

When I asked why you behaved like that, you said, “I’m being a good wingman, aren’t I?” No, bro. Wingmen dont behave like that, and no one would condone nor appreciate that behavior from one of their “friends.”

Seriously, it’s kind of sad how misguided you are.
Scruticize by Johnny Assballs March 15, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026