Ploomf

A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.

The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!

Ploomf by domstar101 November 19, 2012

ploomf

when your fart doesn't actually make a fart sound, the air just exits your holes. It smells like eggy wedge's too.

"She needed to ploomf so badly...but it simply would not exit her lower hole"

ploomf by Hallistic Vocal Roach December 6, 2021

poomf 

poomf is a combination of user Pettito on twitter and oomf. Pettito oomf. poomf. it is the fandom name of pettitos followers

omg? i see you follow pettito, girl you're a poomf?
yes girl omg.

poomf by Awsome doode February 14, 2022

ploofing 

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

ploofing by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

bullet ploof grass 

Iamwildcat said in a video with vanossgaming "we should have hid behind the bullet ploof grass. I just had a dyslexic moment."

Hey man i just installed some bullet ploof grass

bullet ploof grass by YaboiRick May 10, 2018

Ploomer 

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

Ploomer by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

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Go ahead and do something productive

I am so bored. ploomijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

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