typerventilating
typerventilating by ExaRox February 9, 2009
Word of the Day on November 12, 2012
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person1: AISOJD:OAIFJAOISFJFASFHASIF
Person2: Dude! Stop typerventilating and tell me what happened!
Person2: Dude! Stop typerventilating and tell me what happened!
typerventilating by starkidcandy November 13, 2012
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hyperventilating
breath slower, you're hyperventilating
omg its max! am i hyperventilating?
shit i didnt finish my science project!!
calm down, your hyperventilating
omg its max! am i hyperventilating?
shit i didnt finish my science project!!
calm down, your hyperventilating
hyperventilating by arooooooooooo January 9, 2009
hyperventilating
You breathe without thinking because your body does it for you automatically. But things can change your breathing pattern and make you feel short of breath, anxious, or ready to faint. When this happens, it’s called hyperventilation, or overbreathing.
That’s when you inhale much deeper and take much faster breaths than normal. This deep, quick breathing can change what’s in your blood. Normally, you breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. But when you hyperventilate, the carbon dioxide levels in your bloodstream drop too low. You’ll notice it right away because you’ll start to feel sick.
That’s when you inhale much deeper and take much faster breaths than normal. This deep, quick breathing can change what’s in your blood. Normally, you breathe in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. But when you hyperventilate, the carbon dioxide levels in your bloodstream drop too low. You’ll notice it right away because you’ll start to feel sick.
hyperventilating is not fun!
hyperventilating by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019
Typerventilation
When a self diagnosed "mentally ill" teen (usually between the ages of 13 and 16, can be older) starts typing in a spastic, mostly unreadable manner in response to getting intellectually opposed in any way. They say the typing is caused by shaking of their hands as a result of panic attacks, but is really just a way to gain the attention and/or pity of readers and the people in opposition of said person.
Tumblr User: Oh, look, allmymentaldisorders is have a melt down again.
Tumblr User 2: Yeah, they pull that shit every time someone tells them to stop self diagnosing.
Tumblr User 3: omg!!! they're having a panic attack, you ableists, just leave he/she/it/them/etc alone jfc they have depression anxiety bd ocd dd did and autism
Tumblr User: They're not having a panic attack, it's just typerventilation.
Tumblr User 2: Yeah, they pull that shit every time someone tells them to stop self diagnosing.
Tumblr User 3: omg!!! they're having a panic attack, you ableists, just leave he/she/it/them/etc alone jfc they have depression anxiety bd ocd dd did and autism
Tumblr User: They're not having a panic attack, it's just typerventilation.
Typerventilation by nomoradfemsthanks October 19, 2015
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026