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Steam Powered Giraffe 

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)
"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"
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Steam powered giraffe 

A bunch of Actors Dressed up as robots that sing and act. Indie.

steam powered giraffe 

the gayest goddamn thing you could ever imagine
Heard Tony did a fuckin' steam powered giraffe on Lebron. What a GAN?

steam powered giraffe 

A (should be) weed strain that promises Caravan Palace but you end up with Raffi.
"hey have you heard of the band Steam Powered Giraffe?"
"I smoked a bowl, clicked one of their youtube videos and felt like I was 5 years old again!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026