Portuguido 

a portuguese guido. Defined as as someone of portuguese decent who has become infatuated with the hispanic community. Many portuguidos like to assimulate into the hispanic community. They speak loudly into blackberries and text using offensive emojis like knives and or the fiesta dancing lady. Portuiguidos take offense against those who do not know their true identity. They loved slicked pony tails and studded fashion. Who really are portuiguidos? No one is certain. All we are certain is that their mysterious lurking in society has become offensive.

portuguido's love to get manicure designs and can be found making churros!

Portuguido by devabitch October 24, 2012

portuguise breakfast 

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

portuguise breakfast by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

Portuguinnies 

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.

I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!

Portuguinnies by G. Thomas November 21, 2006