Mashitty

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working

Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.

Mashitty by Andy K May 19, 2004

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Mcshitty

A super-size shake in a super-size cup at mcdonalds with all of the flavors in it.

Dude, i can't belive you drank another Mcshitty!

Mcshitty by trots December 19, 2008

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Mashitty • McShitty • mashittafod • Grumpy McShittypants

Grumpy McShittypants

The term used to describe someone being grumpy, cranky or overall a childish sleepy turd.

Robert: Sir, wake up! We need to leave this establishment before Phillip arrives to challenge you to a duel!

Joseph: Robert, leave me alone, for I am tired!

Robert: Joseph, quit being a Grumpy McShittypants!

Grumpy McShittypants by Fanchero November 21, 2010

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McShitty

1)
A meal ordered through the McDonalds drive through that turns out to be the wrong order, but you have already started to drive away. You are pissed if you have to turn around and return it, but just as pissed you didnt get what you paid for.

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2)
Biggiesized McShitty- When its your 3 yo kids who get the McShitty insted of their McHappysack, and you have already started to drive away.

1)
Driver: hey dude, can you pass me the double cheeseburger i ordered, im fuckin hungry.
Passenger: Damn it, they gave you a McShitty instead.

2)
3yo kid: whhaaahaaaaaaahaaa!!!!!!! I WANT MY GOD DAMN HAPPY MEAL!!!! Whahwahhhhahhaaaaaa!!!!!

Driver: For christs sake, did they have to Biggiesize that McShitty.

McShitty by CHOUL aka Patches O'Houlihan August 30, 2007