twattle

1. The act of a twat being masturbated
2. When a woman's vagina hangs down too low (similar to that of a waddle on a neck)

1. "I was so horny last night that I couldn't help myself! I had to twattle myself at work!"
2. "Did you see the photo of that girl on the Internet with the twattle? Her pussy lips hung down a good 6" from her body!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

twattle

People engaging in a verbal/rhetorical battle or feud on the social media internet-service "twitter".

A "heated" discussion on twitter.

Derived from the company name "twitter" and the word "battle" - twattle.

Game on, it's a twattle!

by aronrica March 4, 2011

twattle

The collective noun for a group of lesbians. ("A twattle of lesbians", as "a flock of sheep".)

"Who's coming to the party?"
"Uh... John... Cathy..."
"Cathy's coming? Is she bringing her twattle?"
"Oh, god, I hope not."

by Ted Just Ted August 14, 2006

twattle

The minor to the insult of twat, someone not quite as unlikable to deserve that insult.

"Dude, Lindsay is such a twat"
"Nah, Regina George is a twat, she's just a twattle."

by Captain Twattle August 10, 2012

twattle

The act of succreting vaginal fluids, derivative of "twat".

You are making me twattle, baby!
or
I twattled on his face last night.

by annelbeads December 3, 2003

twattle

Vaginal succretion, derivative of "twat".

I got twattle all over the bedsheet.
or
My boyfriend got me so excited, I had major twattle.

by annelbeads December 3, 2003

Twattle

A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously known to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.

If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.

by WingardiumLoliosa April 24, 2018