shothang Share definition Flag pronounced sho-thang1. a shorty that is a sure thing for sex2. a sure thing Darryl: Are you gonna get with Jasmine tonight?Reginald: Ya, she's what I like to call a shothang. shothang by random internet user September 19, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the shothang mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch