Mojitoed Share definition Flag (noun), (verb). Mojitoed is a synonym of drunk, used specifically for intoxication induced by the cocktail Mojito (a popular rum-based drink). "Man, I am way too mojitoed to play pool.""I am going to get so mojitoed tonight." Mojitoed by Mojitoed September 19, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the Mojitoed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
