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abbreviation for "Hold My Fucking Dick." common term used by ASTs and some 1A3s. usually not actually spoken, but mouthed (as if screaming), while using both hands to point forcefully at your dick. commonly used during class when the instructor is not looking.

usually responded to with short grunts as if clearing your throat, or by mimicking the action with more enthusiasm.

the abbreviated form is usually written or spoken when the full action would be inappropriate, seen by instructors, or when the full action would not be visible by the intended person.
1.) "Fenner! HMFD!"
"AGH!" (emphasis on the "gh")

2.) "hold up...Carter just texted me..."
"What does it say?"
"HMFD."
"AGH!"
"AGH!"
HMFD by Allblue January 16, 2010
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Huge mother fucking deal.
Billy bob just got a promotion as CEO of the company. He is an HMFD.
HMFD by Hor September 14, 2012
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ACRONYM - "Holy Mother Fucking Dog Shit"; expression of intense shock, disbelief, or utter amazement.
HMFDS! The Phillies are re-signing Cliff Lee!!!
HMFDS by IronyNOW December 14, 2010
Teacher~ You just failed your course exam.
Me~ HMFDIG
hmfdig by Recovery... February 1, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026