vampire tea bag 

a freshly used bloody tampon

Bobert likes to suck on Vampire Tea Bags.

vampire tea bag by Miz. Violent Dolly July 26, 2005

vampire tea bag 

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.

Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.

vampire tea bag by Ryjamin September 5, 2012

vampire tea bag 

A tampon, new or used.

(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!

vampire tea bag by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 16, 2006

vampire's tea bag 

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

vampire's tea bag by ben curry September 24, 2003

vampire teabag 

Another name for a tampon, specifically a bloody one.

I was taking a whiz, and I'll be damned if I didn't see one of her vampire teabags in the trash.

or

Here's what was clogging the toilet, one of your vampire teabags.

vampire teabag by MTalos August 15, 2003

Vampire Teabag 

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.

I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.

Vampire Teabag by Naguine November 21, 2010

Vampire Teabag 

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

Vampire Teabag by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021