schmark

an alcohol induced rage of ignorance that changes a persons IQ and personality to that of a neanderthal or southern Guido.
We got schmarked up...

After consuming an entire case of beer, Mark was schmarked up and placed the empty beer box on his head.
by Yourmom21 December 16, 2012
mugGet the schmarkmug.

Schmark

Schemark .. That shit mark that you find on a toilet seat from the previous accupant who wasn't a good wiper , usually found at the back of the seat .
I can't use a toilet that's seat has a schmark on it from the last user !!
by Ntmidtrfan March 01, 2016
mugGet the Schmarkmug.