schmark 

an alcohol induced rage of ignorance that changes a persons IQ and personality to that of a neanderthal or southern Guido.

We got schmarked up...

After consuming an entire case of beer, Mark was schmarked up and placed the empty beer box on his head.

schmark by Yourmom21 December 16, 2012

Schmark 

Schemark .. That shit mark that you find on a toilet seat from the previous accupant who wasn't a good wiper , usually found at the back of the seat .

I can't use a toilet that's seat has a schmark on it from the last user !!

Schmark by Ntmidtrfan March 1, 2016

shmark 

short cut through shark invested areas

shmark taking a short cut that could be dangerous

shmark by mixtrix October 31, 2013

thank you schmank you 

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.

Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

thank you schmank you by Da Interwebz January 22, 2015

wackity schmackity doo 

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

wackity schmackity doo by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schmack 

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

Schmack by caro$wag February 8, 2021

schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010