Getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.
by myhusbandisdelicious September 18, 2010
Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.
1: "Why are you bald?"
2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."
2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."
by Blackenedchi September 2, 2012