1 definition by Blackenedchi

Top Definition
Getting a bad haircut that is so bad that you must get your hair shaved off, or cut even shorter just to make it look better.
1: "Why are you bald?"

2: "My mom gave me such a bad haircut, I had to go to the barber to get a hairbortion."
by Blackenedchi September 01, 2012

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