Mingledorff'd - To be railroaded, dismissed, or steamrolled by a judge or court authority who appears confident but ignores evidence, common sense, or expert opinion, often siding with the better-connected attorney rather than the truth. The result is a decision that leaves a person feeling blindsided by a system that was supposed to deliver justice.
I brought witnesses, documents, and even a psychologist’s recommendation, but the judge ruled in ten minutes. I didn’t lose the case… I got Mingledorff'd
Smallspider-monkey creatures that munch on the faces of small children.
Mother: "HOLY SHIT NUGGETS! Little Timmy's face is gone!
Father: "Oh don't worry about that. His face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: "Thank God, that could have been much worse."
Smallspider-monkey creatures that much on the faces of children while they sleep.
Mother: " OMG! Little Timmy's face is gone!"
Father: " Oh dont worry his face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: " Thank God, that could have been much worse."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.