hooktard

Noun:
A profoundly stupid prostitute. Contraction of "hooker" and "retard"

I called an escort service last night. The girl they sent was such a hooktard! She couldn't find my hotel, then she couldn't count the money right and thought I shorted her, then she forgot the condoms!

hooktard by bobber222 August 29, 2012

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Hootard

A person who overuses gestures in Second Life. Usually about audio gestures, but can apply to excessive text art, or indeed any brainless spamming of chat.

Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Joe: Hooooo!
Mitzy: Stop being such a hootard.

Hootard by SLingo Watcher January 31, 2009

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hookward

adj. describing a hook-up that's suddenly (or not so suddenly) gotten very awkward. This doesn't have to be during the hook-up, it could become awkward after as well. Once the hook-up has been labeled a hookward experience we move to the noun definition.

noun: you label someone a hookward once they have become one through the process described above. Or when someone makes increasingly hookward advances that leave you feeling uncomfortable (and possibly creates an awkward tingling)

Person 1: yo brah, that shit was so hookward last night.
Person 2: what do you mean? the fact that you hooked up with your brothers best friend, while your brother was on the couch with you...and then moved your love-making to your brother's bed?!?!
Person 1: yea dude, i'm such a hookward fuck.

hookward by Whorus June 14, 2007

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Hocktard

Extremely obcessed hockey fans who have no life, bad hygene, low IQ, no sense of style and repetitive habits such as, coming to the game 2 hours before doors open only sit in their vehicle, sitting at the same table and eating the same fried, fatty foods for their already obese bodies, and getting their special season ticket holder "mug club" mug refilled with pop for $1 all season long. They may also overreact should another patron sit at "their" table.

Uh oh, doors must be open because here come the hocktards again.

Hocktard by Hockey staff April 5, 2011