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mandollars 

Mandollar refers to the higher, male value of the dollar.

Based on the current gender pay gap, wherein a woman earns 77 cents for every dollar a man makes--for the same work.

Used like the term “dog years” would be, except to describe monetary situations instead of time.
Hey girl, congratulations on the new job! You’re making $65,000? Wow, that’s like $80,000 in mandollars!

I wish my wife were making mandollars—that extra 23% would be like not paying any taxes at all this year!

So the salary range is $45-$55K? Is that in mandollars or ladycents?
mandollars by Mysterious Artemis August 22, 2012
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pandollars 

The morally questionable profit realized off of fears of viral infection spreading through the human population
"No way they sold those masks for $20 each. Some serious pandollars going on there"

Fistful of Man Dollars

A euphemism for masturbation. Dollars equate to a "wad of cash" or simply, a "wad". And having a fistful of such is to have a firm grip on your "wad", or to be in the act of resurrecting the one-eyed yogurt slinger.
After hours of watching erotic film, Terrence got a fistful of man dollars and then slipped into a sweet sleep.

Mandullard 

A fuckwit publicly exposing their utter ignorance of basic facts by assuming that they have been shifted in a parallel universe due to the Mandela Effect.
- Since when do we see the moon during the day too? as far as i know, this didn't happened before!

We MUST have moved to an alternate reality!

- OMG! seriously?! What a complete mandullard!
Mandullard by GreenYogurt July 29, 2017

The Mandolarian 

A sexual move when you are laying some pipe and you stick it in the bunhole. Your partners says ow and what the hell are you doing. You reply with “this is the way”. They reply I didn’t say to do that. Your response “I have spoken”. So you continue on.
Bro I just pulled The Mandolarian on this chick last night and wasn’t something.
The Mandolarian by Bigstickrick December 11, 2019

mindoflars 

My friend is such a mindoflars
mindoflars by e2wfwfsfwsf September 13, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026