sloppy hand

When you come in your hand and then smack the girl across the face.

I sloppy handed her hard last night.

by Jeff Nowack March 15, 2007

Sloppy Hand

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.

Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.

by VTG September 2, 2012

Sloppy Hand

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one's hand and then slapping a girl across the face. Usually done when a female refuses to allow a male to ejaculate in her mouth.

That bitch wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her a sloppy hand right in her face.

by Vypa August 18, 2012

Sloppy hand

The hand always going down in that 🥩, got that better grip, and speed, and shit.

Person: my sloppy hand is my right hand, If you know what I mean 😏.

Other person: oh…. Can I lick your sloppy hand then?

by Alexthecuteasscat.7777 July 21, 2023