Stolien 

The conjunction of the words 'stole' and 'lien'. A lien was placed against the vehicle for an unpaid debt; and the vehicle repossessed.

Your welfare checks haven't been put towards the debt on your Escalade so a tow-truck driver from a stupid TV show 'stolien' your ride.

Stolien by POSMullet August 8, 2012

no taste like stolen melon 

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

no taste like stolen melon by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face! by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

Stolen bike 

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.

The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC

Stolen bike by sdkhgas April 19, 2006

Stolen moments 

The time when you leave aside work and other daily routines to do something you really care.

Babe, can I steal a hug from you?

But we are meeting for a lunch date tomorrow !

Babe, it won't be a stolen moment if I am not stealing .... And be able to hug you is definitely the best type of stolen moments

Stolen moments by Babe01! June 15, 2017

Forte Stollen 

A character from the anime, Galaxy Angel. She is obsessed with guns, wears a monocle for god-knows-what-reason, has red hair, and talks like a man. Her last name is also the name of a german pastry. She looks like an anorexic toothpick with breast implants. (as most anime girls do)

I want to grab Forte Stollen's rack, but she'd probably shoot me if I did.

Forte Stollen by lolita_strawberry September 9, 2008

storiented 

A portmanteau of the phrase "story oriented." Used to describe entertainment which favors deliberate plot development over gags, action, or character-development.

Ashley: "Wanna watch a quick show before bed?"
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."

storiented by phaelinx August 27, 2013