squiddlefish

a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.

"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."

squiddlefish by The Love Physician August 3, 2012

Squiddlepiss 

1. The act of 'squiddlepissing' is when suffering from diarrhea you sit down to piss and you let go and shit and piss large amounts simultaneously. You just squiddlepissed. The physics of the matter result in loss of accuracy and the resultant splatters are sure tell tale signs of a squiddlepisser.

2. The beige soup (mix of water, faeces, urine and possibly vomit) left in the toilet bowl afterwards can also be referred to as squiddlepiss itself.

3. Squiddlepiss can also be used in the same way as 'clusterfuck' or 'pigs ear'. To mean a mess that got out of control.

"Good job I sat down on the toilet just then dave, I squiddlepissed right up the back wall"

"Arrrrrrgh there's shit and piss on the underside of this window sill, someones squiddlepissed around here"

"So after I slept with her, i did her sister and then her mum, it was becoming a right squiddlepiss so I became gay"

"Oh dear, what did you do to my nicely organised toolbox? You've made a right squiddlepiss here"

Squiddlepiss by Rochies Rainbeaux January 9, 2009

Hungarian Squandlefish

v An extreme sado-masochistic sex position taking place in a cave, during which a man positions himself on top of a stalagmite, and does a girl from behind as well.

Dude, whatever you do, don't let her talk you into doing a hungarian squandlefish.

Hungarian Squandlefish by Crosswalker July 25, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008