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Endolphins 

Endolphins are the big brother to endorphins, and can create a high so potent that it is often deadly. If is estimated that less than 1% of world's population has the ability to release this chemical. Only elite athletes who GTL on a regular basis have a shot at achieving this amazing feat.
Pauly D: Bruh how was the gym sesh?
Joshie D: Unreal my dude, just released some endolphins!
Pauly D: Eyyy GTL game strong!
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Endolphins 

Used as a synonym for endorphins, the chemicals released by the body for pain and pleasure. Chasing the endolphins. Just like chasing endorphins but with dolphins!
I don't do it for the thrill, I do it for the endolphins. I use various methods to up my endolphins to help with my chronic pain.
Endolphins by MeriLizzie July 19, 2012

endorphins 

The body's natural opioids to make a person feel happy! Also to reduce pain. The only place these are found naturally is in the bloodstreams of people who are in love, in diet sodapop, & in chocolate!
I'm So Grateful for endorphins! & I love diet sodapop & chocolate & being in love!
endorphins by Starchylde June 7, 2016

endorphinized 

To have a high level of endorphins in the blood.
To be in high euphoric state.
After that eww wii John was highly endorphinized.

endorphin walrus 

Someone who's intensely, happily sated, such as after great food or sex, to the point that they can't do anything more than flop around.

(As used by Elsa Moriarty in cracked.com's "The 6 Most Counterproductive PSAs of All Time")
"You're spent after most anything fun, from sex to exercise to an intense round of Mega Man 2. That satisfied, post-coital and -foodal period is one of the best parts of the experience -- when every desire has been sated, and you're so happy you can do nothing but flop around like an endorphin walrus."

Endorphins 

Your body's natural pain reliever, released when stress or pain levels are high, or after an orgasm.
Equivalent to a narcotic pain reliever once released.
I went for a run and got the Runner's High (endorphins), it felt great.
Endorphins by Rocker007 January 30, 2009

endorphins 

1. the name for a set of hormones that affect receptors in the brain, often reducing the sensation of pain or stress

2. a predecessor to the dolphin, last seen in the mid to late cretaceous, jurassic, and meso-esoteric periods.
1." whoa my endorphins are kicking in, making me happy"
2. "is that a dolphin? no, it's an endorphin."
endorphins by angelo michaels July 24, 2006