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blow beans 

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you chuck your muck, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise
I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, blew my beans, and then rolled over and went to kip
blow beans by Simon C May 26, 2004

BLOW YOUR BEANS 

To 'Blow Your Beans' or 'Blowing Your Beans' refers to the act of achieving orgasm or 'cumming'. Generally it is a term used for the male orgasm. However women have been known to use the term too.
Billy - I was goosing my bird last night and she wouldn't let me finish inside her. So I pulled out and she said you can BLOW YOUR BEANS all over my tits.
BLOW YOUR BEANS by Stevie Vodka November 27, 2011

Blow my beans 

Getting too excited. Or to Cum.
"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"
Blow my beans by t_jiexi_ June 11, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026