Gentlemen of the highest quality risking their lives everyday by committing themselves to the exploration of female orifices, particularly but not limited to, the anus. (pronounced "A nooos")
The backdoorsman drank 10 glasses of scotch while enjoying the company of many women all ready for exploration
A person who is capable, of not only living off the land like his manly men who came before him, but is also capable of not being reliant on bullshit like cell phones, the interwebs, or fucking starbucks. A man who is able to follow up the killing of a grizzly bear with a mighty chest beating, like an adrenaline fueled silver back. This man can build a house out of mother nature, and eat her animals, and wash it down with a mighty man made wilderness beverage.
Timmy, eat your dinner, or the backwoodsman will get you!
That guy is no pussy. He is a fucking backwoodsman. He will conquer mother nature, and live off of her carcass!
he usually appears in teh #bbv and wanst to make the other nerds believe that he is a girl. but all nerds do know: there are no girls on the interwebs.
"hi leute, ich backdoorbandit bin ein mädchen wollt ich ma pics sehen?" "nein,f ressedu frauenfake"
The Backdoorman is a great position in the Teambang group who occupies the asshole of the female member and will climax inside said woman for the Spoon Licker to step in and do his step.
I was in a Teambang the other night as the Backdoorman, and I swear to you, that Spoon Licker was so excited he accidentally licked my dick before I could cum in that bitch and knocked off my mood.