Mommy B.O.
Body odor of no merit achieved from doing meaningless chores all day that no one is even grateful for, just to have then undone then redone tomorrow.
(A mom to her single friend)
Mom: "After driving Dylan to soccer in my Toyota Highlander (the mini-van of the 2000's), and going grocery shopping I developed mommy B.O. I couldn't even shower before my parent/teacher conference"
Friend: "uh well, maybe if you took five minutes to talk about something people actually gave a shit about these problems wouldn't plague you"
Mom: "Whatever"
Friend: " and you wonder why your husband is fucking the dental hygienist"
Mom: "After driving Dylan to soccer in my Toyota Highlander (the mini-van of the 2000's), and going grocery shopping I developed mommy B.O. I couldn't even shower before my parent/teacher conference"
Friend: "uh well, maybe if you took five minutes to talk about something people actually gave a shit about these problems wouldn't plague you"
Mom: "Whatever"
Friend: " and you wonder why your husband is fucking the dental hygienist"
Mommy B.O. by MRE Chicago July 2, 2012
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