A person must first have diarrhea. This is the sexual act when said person poops in a woman's taint and allows it to slide into both the anus and vagina.
I heard Sheila got a mudslide in the canyon last night, it was pretty messy.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.