A school in Milnthorpe in Cumbria, UK
The greatest rival to the notorious QES, the oppressed students are forced to carry blue or red 'uniform cards' to be checked if they have made the slightest alteration to the dress code: of a shirt, tie, trousers, belt, moonboots, straightjacket and a gag, prescribed by the boss, Big Steve.

Dallam is also known to be home to many lost Europeans spouting incoherent nonsense about their IB and CAS hours.
A: Did you see that crazy French kid the other day?
B: Must have been from Dallam.
by IBkid May 30, 2012
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Dallam school full of out of control naughty kids. All girls are skets and all kids are chavs, teachers can’t control the kids so they kick them out
Dallam school sketty snd chavvy
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