Sam is a dude
by Sams rocket powered toaster June 03, 2020

She is a caring best friend when you first become best friends your closer then conjoined sisters later on in your friend ship you guys get separated from each other but you realize you guys are made foe each other. sam's best friend is the most jealous person she will get mad at anybody who looks at sam wrong sam has brown bootyfull hair and is tall. Sam loves to draw and loves her dogs more than herself. She is smart but wont say it. Although she doesnt gloat on her achievements she has accomplished a best friend art and love for being yourself. She is amazing and nobody can tell you different. She is so funny and is a committed to being my crying shoulder. And im there for her but that doesnt matter because if im being honest she really is amazing.
by Deviles_angel August 02, 2020

by NotSomeoneNamedSam January 31, 2022

sam is the type of guy to go to a strip club and the strippers would only serve him because they feel sorry for him. his hair is really fucked up and almost had no friends in school. the only thing that made him slightly loved is his popular series known as geykume. there is currently geykume 1 and the second one is coming next wednesday.
by the best guy with a huge pp November 15, 2019

by samisanannoyingperson October 22, 2019

Loves America. Wears a lot of camo. Likely a son of a family who fought all the battles. Large and strapping. Heavily armed and loves to hunt and fish. Would easily fit in with Duck Dynasty types. A loyal friend who is popular with the ladies due to his incredible strength. May seem like a one-dimensional character, but is funny as hell and smokes a littlelot. He freaks people out when they find out he speaks Spanish and understood everything they just said about him.
Man 1: Dude, I'm bored.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.
Man 2: Yeah, go call that Grizzly Adams Sam. Kick it in the sticks a while, smoke a little, laugh our asses off, and hit up some ladies.
by BananaNpajamas July 30, 2020

A midget
“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
by AnOnYmOoouS November 26, 2018
