porkadoodle

noun

A female variety of the homo sapiens species that; is within the boundaries of reproductive age, is generally regarded as cute and or attractive, and in spite of being slightly overweight is thought of as sexually desirable by her male peers.

Porkadoodles, available in all personalities and socioeconomic statuses, are generally thought to be a physical microcosm of the social or cultural groups of which they are a part.

John prefers porkadoodles because he has found them to be just as enjoyable but far less trouble than smokin’ hot girls.

porkadoodle by Imagineer G November 4, 2012

plonkadoodle 

An idiot who does nothing but draw/doodle all his spare time, especially of chickens

There's this loser at school called Joey who's such a plonkadoodle. I mean, his hobby is doodling and drawing chickens!

plonkadoodle by Doddi September 14, 2007

Purpadoodle 

(Pronunciation: Perp-uh-doo-dull) Noun. Elderly/old/ancient person; usually named "Barbara", "Ethel" or "Walter". Side effects: Arthritis, wrinkled balls, saggy tits, bad attitude. (Abbreviation: purp)

"I love my dear old grandpa, but I don't enjoy visiting him in the nursing home because I hate being surrounded by purpadoodles!"

Purpadoodle by Purpadoodle Barb February 9, 2010

porknoodle

(pôrk'nōōd'l) n. A flaccid penis.

I just got my porknoodle caught in my zipper while taking a piss.

porknoodle by Tommy Ragu January 8, 2009

Poopadoodle 

A poopadoodle is a word that is described to a person who as a poopish feel about them. They are usually a pretty person that you feel so jealous of them that you feel like poop. It can also be used as saying "OH POOPADOODLE" like saying oh crap! Many people have used this term to insult people who are being mean to them too.

OHH POOPADOODLE" " DAMMNNNN I FEEL LIKE SUCH A POOPADODDLE

Poopadoodle by JTTisAdino September 10, 2010

permadoodle 

a tattoo on a chick that looks like it was done on her just so the artist could bang her or practice tattooing. something most likely "retro" or rockabilly that all these chicks have nowadays,like a cherry,a nautical star,a horseshoe, something that has absolutely no meaning behind it,and was just something quick and easy for the artist to do to get laid or practice

look at that phony rockabilly chick and all those permadoodle stars and birds shes got all over her

permadoodle by BobOfDeath July 28, 2010