egobus

A mystical creature born of the Glee fandom. The Egobus is a magical being that flies around the interwebs providing humour and strangely philosophical insights.

glee fandom: look it's the egobus!
the egobus: *turns into a giant puff of glitter*

egobus by egobus October 30, 2012

egobese

A person or persons with an excessively large ego.

"Man, Kyle thinks he's all that."
"Yeah, he's so egobese."

egobese by Jintoushi August 14, 2009

egobesity 

A more than average self-esteem or self-importance

Egobesity is a growing problem among the rich and privileged kids of today.

That Justin Bieber is so egobese! Ewww!

egobesity by Gerry the Berry April 24, 2013

Egobison 

The name of a men's social club known as the "Ego Boosters", which was founded in Maryland by Lam and Ralph in the mid 1970's. The club's main goal was for the all-male membership to boost the egos of unattractive women by hitting on them every chance they got - especially at bars and clubs. Today, the name is an acronym, as the club now boosts the egos of unattractive women while specifically seeking out nymphomaniacs. So the name now reads "EGO Boosters In Search of NymphS" or "EgoBisons". Membership into this elite club is automatic if you talk to women - even if they are unattractive - in hopes that they might have sex with you.

"Are you an Egobison?"
"Meet you at the club at 11. Its an egobison night!"
"Who's comin'?"
"Oh, you know, me and Sam and the rest of the egobisons."

Egobison by Adolfo Lambert July 18, 2006

emobusters 

An organisation dedicated to hating those emo fuckwits. We dont like tight ass black jeans or dickheads cutting their rists unless they are actually gonna kill themselves. EST 18.07.06. All our welcome as long as u hate those emos. If the we seem we will beat the shit outa them. Join NOW

Where are the emobusters those emos need a good fucken bashing.

The original emobusters are Hemi,Dejan and Lance and they just beat the shit outa those emos

emobusters by EMOBUSTER November 9, 2008

egopush 

flirting with randomn hoes in order to show youre a boss capable of gettin any ass you want, but not actually hooking up with them.

Nils: "yo what are you doing nils stop talking to those girls remember you have a girlfriend!"

Malte : "don't worry brahh, it's just for egopush.."

egopush by bossoner November 21, 2011

emobush

A hairy emo faced creature that you will find on the Dark crystal created by Leni when she was drunk.

Leni: who da fuck is that thing screaming
Lisa: what thing we were watching a movie while you passed out
Sonia: the dark crystal.
Leni: Its an emobush

emobush by yeahleni November 23, 2011