An introverted man with good intentions, tending to stay away from drama. Incredibly handsome, charming, and has a three-foot
schlong. Can always be found standing at least four
feet away from the popular kids as not to get involved with any bullshit, and spends time with his friend, Mini-Me-- A miniature version of Cassius that also dislikes drama and also happens to have a three-foot
schlong. Cassius sweats nothing but pure testosterone and adrenaline, and therefore is always surrounded by chicks. Does not enjoy eating tacos while riding a big motorcycle.
Damn... I wish I could be
friends with Cassius... But I also wish that I were eating tacos on a
motorcycle... I will
always try, but will never be him.