the high-eye 

Adj. --an unfortunate facial asymetry resulting in one eye (usually the left eye) being located at a greater vertical distance from the chin than its counterpart, simultaneously reducing overall facial attractiveness and increasing the individual's visual creepiness.

1. The only other place I've seen the high-eye that bad is on Shannon Doherty. It's a good thing you're such a nice person.

2. I saw this chick with a smoking body and went to talk to her...it was awful; she had a terminal case of the high-eye.

the high-eye by Sil Carbide October 22, 2012