Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!
Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"
Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"
by Vince T May 6, 2012
The act of inserting a penis into an excessively arid vagina, resulting in a generally uncomfortable experience for the male nether regions.
Man, Mike must have been sanding wood last night. You should have seen the friction burn on his Johnson!
by VitaPeachHealthLog March 3, 2011
by T. J. Efferson March 25, 2017