When your girlfriend doesn't let go of your penis after you've ejaculated after a handjob.

Named in honor of mixed martial artist Rousimar Palhares, known for not immediately releasing a submission hold when after his opponent had tapped out.

Dude, that girl totally Palharesed me last night! I came but she didn't let go!

palhares by BigScreech October 13, 2013

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Pallared

A teacher who is normally a panzy, with glasses, who has a wife/husband they meet in high school in a small farmtown usually in Michigan.

"Im doing my work Mr. Swoish stop being such a pallared."

Pallared by bobdomalima February 4, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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