"I cannotbelieve that my daughter's dance instructor has her shaking her chest and sticking her ass out to a song about cock teasing! What a slutastrophy!"
something very undesirable that occurs during sexual intercourse. almost always shortly followed by the sudden, yet mutually agreed upon permanent separation of the copulating couple.
helen: "what happend with you and Bill? i thought you were still riding him like a wild dragon-steed..."
Betty: "what happened???!!! what HAPPENED???!! well let me tell you about Bill and the 'rusty trampoline' move he tried last night...boy was that a sextastrophy"
An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.
My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.
Noun: (considering the definition of catastrophe is "a momentous tragic event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin") a slutastorophe is a complete shit-show to end all shit-shows, only with sex
(in response to seeing Becca completely naked and sprawled out on the floor AFTER seeing a bunch of frat boys leaving the room and giving each other high-fives):
"Oh my GOD look at Becca! She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's just a total SLUTASTROPHE"