Shalk

to refer to something in a positive manner

dude your watch is soo shalk
man your pizza tasted so shalk

by roy da tigga ragu April 23, 2012

Shalking

When you're on your laptop or phone while on the toilet.
lit. Shitting and talking.

I was shalking to her the other night while I was on the toilet.

by Gelatini April 28, 2011

Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015

Shalk

Utilizing a combination of two words, shit and talk, a shalk is a conversation held between two individuals, while taking shits, between two stalls.

Henry and Bill had a long shalk during halftime of the Jets game.

by EGood May 10, 2012