Logging 

When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee.

James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son?

Logging by JonnoR August 14, 2012

Logging 

The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.

Logging by Trollhunter July 31, 2012

Logging 

The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.

Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.

Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-

Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.

Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!

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Gary is a true logging ninja

Logging by Glengarry Glenross July 1, 2011

Logging 

Process of harvesting trees from a forest.

They are going to be logging on that piece of land.

Logging by Jeff Asel January 14, 2009

Logging 

Having anal sex over a fallen tree trunk in a wooded area.

Anyone up for a logging session tonight on the HEATH.

Dat log support dat booty just perfect for a long hard pumping.

Logging by Wordlink May 24, 2019

Logging 

Originating from the Old English word logge and the Latin word Logia, Logging is the act of letting gravity take hold of your limbs and flopping yourself out on any surface hard or soft the way a log would on the ground hence the term logging. However recent philosophers have expanded the definition even further and now logging also can mean the art of doing nothing productive and meaningful with your time that contributes any value to society, essentially the same as what the word meant before, but a more progressive and inclusive definition that allows logging to be active, mobile, and portable

-Offically by the BOC November 29th, 2016

Jeez its been a long week, the couch looks real tempting right now, I'm about to do some serious logging.

I don't understand how the Kardashians are so famous and beloved, all they do is log!

Logging by The real BOC November 29, 2016

Logging 

Sending friends/family point of view photos of your knees and clothing around your ankles while on the toilet, presumably defecating (taking a shit).

Gross my brother keeps sending me photos of him logging.

Logging by Aka_85 March 30, 2017