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These Collards Don't Run Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

cullards 

another name for people who were formerly of the n-word status, until that word was formally declared to be dead and buried during the summer of 2007. Not to be cornfused with COLLARD greens.
Boy, give dem cullards an inch and they'll run over the hull country!
cullards by jimmiedavurdmeister December 9, 2008

Collards 

What white girls call collard greens.
black guy: what did you get as your side?
white girl: collards.
black guy: hahahahahah...what?????? Say that again.
Collards by fght4yrmnd January 14, 2011
An individual lacking in IQ and in everyday life behaves and acts like an absolute cunt, this word has it origins in law enforcement.
That bloke over there is a right callard!
Callard by Dr Andrew Darwen July 19, 2025

Josh Callard 

A typical dick who you would like to punch in face. Then chop off his dick and shove it up his ass untill it come out his mouth. He can be compared to emo Hitler. Also the type of person who changes their sexuality ever 5 seconds. The type of person who backstabs friends and forces them to still be fucking friends. He is truly a bitch ass anal cunt. (He is also really transphobic)
For example:fucking hell dude don't be such a josh callard.
Josh Callard by Josh callard February 27, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026