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cutility 

A portmanteau of the words "cute" and "utility" that refers to the quantifiable adorableness of any given object, and that said adorableness' usefulness in eliciting response/curing cancer.
Tessa: Hey Adam, look at those four pug puppies fighting over that box of Peeps!

Adam: My goodness Tessa, I have never seen a spectacle with such high cutility in my life.
cutility by Adam Protextor April 5, 2008
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Cutility 

Things that people in general and women in particular use to look cute. These include hello kitty t-shirts or those tea cup sized toy poodles.
Plural: Cutilities
The colored head bands are a must-have cutility this spring.

I need to go to a cutilities store to prep for my 16th birthday.
Cutility by Teeco July 29, 2012
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the state of being totally and incredibly cute

those beady eyes, soft fur...man that cat is cutality!
cutality by smurfettz May 22, 2006
a Cutality is when your cut works and you hook up with the girl that same day you gave the original cut.
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a Cutality is best done as follows: with someone in the next room yelling out in a scary voice "finish her!!"....followed by a high five and "flawless victory.....now get out"


guy1: Yo, remember that girl that we gave the breakfast cut to ?
guy2: Yeah
guy1: Cutality !!!
guy2: Now that's what's up !
cutality by MJF May 13, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026