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Muffin Pants 

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.
He is being such a muffin pants!
Muffin Pants by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

honey muffin pumpkin pants 

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

Muffin Pans

Boobs that are smaller than a B cup.
Amanda," Have you seen that new girl Lauren?"

Amber, "The one rockin the muffin pans?"

Amanda, "Yea, I think shes the leader of the IBTC."
Muffin Pans by Zanz Sara February 4, 2010

muffinpants 

A term of endearment romantic or not, similar to muffin.
Awww, muffinpants, it'll be alright. *hugs*
muffinpants by pennylane April 2, 2005

muffinpanties 

a term of endearment .... equivalent to "awww baby!"

also refers to panties for your muffin.

You say this when someone tells you something and you would like to express sympathy or caring.

Also can be said when you need to pick out some underwear like "man I should go put on some muffinpanties!"
muffinpanties by Ashica! March 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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