Calfstrated 

When your calfs have been figuratively cut off from running so much.

Holy shit those sprints calfstrated me.

Calfstrated by Lars Runbeck May 15, 2012

castrated 

Balls cut off

Trespassers will be castrated

castrated by Shib May 14, 2002

Halfstrated 

Like getting castrated, but in this case you only lose one of your testicles leaving you to be half a man. Carries the added correct implication that you are now only half straight after a receiving a halfstration.

P1: Hey you know that guy Dash? Only has one ball.

P2: Must’ve gotten halfstrated. Half a man.
P1: Nah I think he had testicular cancer.

Halfstrated by hexxhex October 10, 2018

Clustrated 

Combination of frustrated and cluster fuck. The feeling one encounters through involvement in a frustrating situation when surrounded by people whose heads are up their collective asses and events that have no clearly defined direction.

We have had nine meetings to make a decision about a project that has been cancelled. I'm really clustrated!

Clustrated by PMar1 July 12, 2010

Castrated 

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end

The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.

Castrated by Hellsprung February 14, 2018

cyber-castrated 

The act of being censored or banned on a message board.

He was cyber-castrated that's why he's not replying to your post.

cyber-castrated by Graybeard1952 October 5, 2010