Hipsterosis

(noun) the condition of a pleasant normal person deteriorating into a hipster

Look at Jason and those ridiculous glasses. Hipsterosis really got him.

Hipsterosis by occupy_urban May 14, 2012

Hipsterjism 

The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.

A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?

Hipsterjism by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012

Hipstervision 

A term for the type of either lensless or non-corrective glasses commonly worn by members of the 'hipster' subculture. They are worn 'ironically' because of the wearer's lack of eyesight problems.

I saw Nick got some new glasses the other day. Since when does he need glasses?

Oh no man, they're just Hipstervision to go with his new poncho and beard...

Fucking hipsters.

Hipstervision by djake93 December 20, 2010

Hipsteritis 

n. a disease where you stand away from every trend or person. Symptoms are calling everything mainstream, shopping at places people have never heard of, listening to bands people have never heard of, or getting things from Urban Outfitters(this rarely happens if you suffer from Hipsteritis)

You don't wanna go to Forever 21? How about Urban Outfitters? No? Well. It seems to me that you suffer from Hipsteritis

Hipsteritis by flycasual November 30, 2011

hipsternism 

The philosophical beliefs of the hipster definition and all aspects of hipsterness.

G:I have a camera that makes me a hipster!
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.

hipsternism by TacoFloober August 30, 2011