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iPause: The period of time between when the light turns green and the driver in the front of the line of cars looks up from his iPod or iPhone and pulls away from the light. This is usually preceded by the person behind them honking their horn.
I cannot believe the amount of iPause time I waste on a typical commute.
iPause by rivetrod April 23, 2012
Word of the Day on April 30, 2012
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Verb- The act of having to pause ones portable music player to enable them to hear what another is saying to them.
Derek- "So, mike was trying to talk to me while I had my headphones in."
Justin- "Oh, thats the worst."
Derek- "Yeah, I had to iPause... I was pissed."
Justin- "Yeah, I bet... I hate when someone interrupts my music!"
iPause by Shawn_Stunner February 25, 2010

iPauseworthy 

Something worth pausing one's iPod (or other portable music player, such as a Walkman or portable CD player) in order to hear more clearly.
The busker playing a sitar in the subway station was totally iPauseworthy.
iPauseworthy by onshi May 5, 2006

ipadsexual 

ipadsexual is an attraction to ipads!
i,e: You see her over there? She is ipadsexual . She wants to fuck an IPad.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026