Paddlehands 

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.

Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS

Paddlehands by Turdburglar April 18, 2012

PaddleHeads 

A term used to relay a really bad idea, typically in a group setting.

The six people sitting around the conference table, “What should we rename the team? How about the PaddleHeads, Billy said.”

PaddleHeads by xx406xx November 4, 2019

PaddleHeads 

A term used for a group of duffers who float down the river.

"Those Paddleheads are floating down the river in their uniforms!"

PaddleHeads by StrangeUnexplained November 8, 2019